Thursday morning, I had to get up early to finish packing and get ready to leave by 10:30. I called a cab and met Ciara and Adam downstairs. The other people would be coming later that nigh to meet us theret. We had booked our tickets on Tiger Airways, which is probably the cheapest, most no-frills airline around. To cut down on costs, the people who check you in are the same people who get you to board the plane, causing check-in to close 45 minutes before takeoff. You don’t even pick your seat ahead of time, and it costs extra if you want to. They just assign them to you at the gate. Luckily, Ciara was the first of the three of us to check in, and the lady saw how tall she was and gave us the first row, which had max leg room. Tiger was not even a part of the main Melbourne Airport and had its own terminal, separate from the other airlines. It only had like three gates and obviously you have to walk outside to board the plane. At around 12:30, we boarded the plane and took off for Hobart, Tasmania’s capital city. I never really had any intentions of visiting Tasmania, even as recent as a few weeks ago. I knew it was over here, but I didn’t really think it had anything to offer. I also didn’t realize that Tasmania was a state in Australia and not its own country until I met someone who was from there. But after hearing that it was a nice place to visit and finding cheap and quick flights, I figured I might as well visit it while I am over here. On the mainland of Australia, the island of Tasmania gets made fun of a lot. It is supposed to be full of incest, and a lot of people joke about it. An interesting f
act is that while Australia was a British penal colony, they sent the really bad prisoners to Tasmania because not only was it more southern and therefore colder, but it was just more removed from everything else, being an island. The flight was only about an hour long. We landed in Hobart and soon as I stepped off the plane, I noticed how much colder and windier it was here than Melbourne. We took a cab to our hostel downtown, and the cab driver who took us on the 20 minute drive was awesome. He was this old guy who seemed to have a slight Middle Eastern accent. He was talking about all sorts of crazy things. For example, after listing the many countries where he had lived over his life, he said “I am gypsy.” He also told us that all the women in Tasmania are “plumpies” and that they are “built for comfort.” He said that his wife is slim and “built for speed” but he actually prefers “plumpies.” From then on, referring to Tasmanian girls as “plumpies” became a running joke for the rest of the weeke
nd. We checked into the hostel and dropped our stuff in the room. We had a six person room, so it would be just us in there, as we were waiting for three more. For the rest of the afternoon, Ciara, Adam, and I walked around and explored the city of Hobart. The downtown area wasn’t very big, and we soon found ourselves walking along the main strip by the water. I had heard that Hobart was one of the most beautiful cities in Australia, and it seemed to be true. To me, it had a much different feel than the mainland Australian cities that I have been to. The city centre area was much more green and less business-like. There were trees all over the place with leaves changing colors, and the cool breeze was actually refreshing. It definitely seemed like an old-fashioned city, and it certain aspects reminded me of a place like Boston or other New England cities. We walked down to an area along the water with a bunch of restaurants and bars and found a fish and chips place that was pretty good. We noticed a goldfish tank inside on the counter and thought it was a pretty funny thing to have in a fish and chips shop. As we were eating our fish ou
tside, at least two or three people walking by commented on how good our food looked. Hobart is a city known for having a lot of old people, and some of them were pretty weird. We continued exploring and went to a place called as Salamanca Square, where they had some shops and a 24-hour bakery. Every Saturday morning, there is a huge market around here and we made sure to go to that on Saturday. While we were walking around, some guy who happened to be on our flight from Melbourne saw us and offered to buy Ciara’s winter hat for $20. She had just purchased this hat for $10 down the street, so she was definitely willing to sell for double what she paid. After that, we just walked two minutes back to the store where Ciara used his money to buy another,
in essence getting herself a free hat. We found an old-fashioned candy shop and went in for a snack during our exploring, then went back to the hostel to figure out a gameplan for the rest of the weekend. The people working at our hostel had told us that there were some restaurants and shops in North Hobart, a short walk up from where we were, so the three of us headed up there for dinner. We left around 6:00 or so, and the streets were dead once it got dark. Granted, between North Hobart and where we were, there wasn’t a lot to do, but most places were closed and practically no one was walking or driving around. The streets with the restaurants and bars were busy, but everything in between was pretty much empty. On the walk up, one car drove by and called Ciara a “whore.” We made it to the heart of North Hobart, which consisted of a few restaurants and pubs covering about two blocks on one street, and sat around a bar for a little while. We went to a kebab place for dinner then decided that North Hobart was not the place to be and walked back. As we were walking down the street, some car drove by and threw an egg at us, almost hitting Adam. I guess they don’t like outsiders roaming the streets past dark. We headed back to the strip near the waterfront by Salamanca Square and went into some pub called the Customs House. On the way in, a group of three people outside yelled something to us and smiled, but we pretty much ignored them and went inside. We found a table and sat down. A few minutes later, those three people from outside came in and sat near us. These people definitely fit the description of a stereotypical Tassie inbred. One was a woman who looked to be about 40 and had greasy, black hair and no teeth. She smelled terrible and probably hadn’t showered in days. The other girl was definitely a plumpie. She looked like she was maybe 25 or so and was absolutely wasted. Soon as she came in, she spilled her drink all over their table. The third member of their motley crew was a guy who couldn’t have been 20 yet. He had dyed red hair and we guessed that he was about 15. They were really weird people and never gave us a real explanation as to how they all new each other. One said “old mates” while another was saying “we just met.” They brought their own goon in and were drinking it out of a mug, a Coca-Cola bottle, and the empty glass from Adam’s drink. They kept trying to talk to us, but we couldn’t really understand a lot of what they were saying. At one point, the plumpie jumped on the guy and appeared to be raping him. Soon after, the bartenders saw her spilling a few more times and decided to throw her out for being too drunk. About five minutes later, we saw her sneak back in and go over and get into an argument with the bar staff. Before I knew it, she was trying to swing at what looked to be the owner and people were restraining her, trying to force her out. She kept attempting to hit him and was getting pushed all the way to the door. They literally threw her outside, where she continued her tirade as we watched through the window. Apparently, she had bitten one of the female bartenders on the finger, who was then advised to get a rabies shot. Soon, the cops showed up and we were later told that all three of them were arrested. Ahh, local Tassies. Later at this bar, we ended up seeing the same guys from earlier who were on our plane and then had bought Ciara’s hat. I realized that in a city like this, we will probably run into the same people a lot while going out at night. Harry called around 11:00 and said they landed, so we went back to meet him, Eric, and Shelley and let them into the hostel, where we told them about the excitement that they had just missed. Everyone was hungry, so we all went down to the 24-hour bakery and then came back for bed. I’ll have to pick up here tomorrow.